A Sign From Above…

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Nowadays, I find myself taking long walks alone to clear my mind and gain perspective. I’ve been here in this timeline for some time now and I’ve seen a lot. One thing I can never figure out is…how will it all end? On one of these walks, I happened to stroll by an old cemetery and somehow saw the beauty in it all, despite the fact that it is practically a botanical garden of lost loved ones. As I looked across at the hundreds of tombstones, the question of mortality arose again in my head.

“How will it all end?”

Just then, I looked up at the sky above the cemetery and saw the answer. The clouds had formed into the shape of a mushroom cloud. From where I was standing, it looked like a nuke had gone off miles away. I walked for awhile and had not seen those formations before. My first thought was, “Whoa…this weed is kicking, JACK!” So to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating, I took the picture above and voila…there it was.

Was it a sign or just crazy formations that can be interpreted as a million other things? Personally…I don’t believe in coincidences.

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HOMER SIMPSON SOLVES HIGGS BOSON EQUATION IN 1998!

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To say that you have been out smarted by Homer Simpson, is pretty much saying that you are a “brain moron!” (as said by Mr. Burns…never knew what that meant but it was hilarious nonetheless). Now imagine, you, a theoretical physicist  at a distinguished university and five of your physicist buddies, work your asses off to find the missing piece of the puzzle that would explain the big bang theory!

48 years later, you and CERN work together to build the Large Hadron Collider that smashes protons together at the speed of light (or close to it), which allows them to re-create the event that occurred right after the big bang and…boom! You discover the answer to life’s biggest mystery…this is a groundbreaking moment! You have made history! Heck, the discovery is even named after you, which is a pretty big deal!

Now…

Imagine, you are at a dinner party filled with the elite of the science community and you are the center of attention  at this huge shindig! While you are in the middle of a pretentious story about how you came upon your monumental discovery, you notice a fat slob with tartar sauce on his cheek, hovering over the seafood table. You decide to make a joke about him which works out perfectly when he bends over to pick up a shrimp he dropped and splits the back of his uber tight dress pants…you are disgusted by this brain moron and let it be known.

As you go on and on about the discovery of the God Particle, the fat slob joins in the conversation…

“Oh! You’re that…uhhhh…Jiggs Tyson feller, no?”

“It’s called, Higgs Boson…” you reply, offended that he is even talking to you.

“Ya. I had that there thing figga’d out ages ago”

You and the crowd erupt with laughter until the slob shows you old video footage, uploaded to his Iphone of himself writing out the equation that determined the mass of the God Particle, 14 years before you and your CERN flunkies! After authenticating the footage, you realize the brain moron is telling the truth…

Basically…that’s how everyone at CERN feels right now! (JOKE!!!!)

Obviously, the writers behind this were some serious mathematicians. The writer of this particular episode, said he consulted his friend who was an astronomer at Columbia U,  who then gave him the equation. The writer slipped it in there without telling anyone where it came from. I believe what you see in the image above is Homer about to solve to the equation…it is incomplete by one or two variables.

A part of me wishes that this would have remained an unsolved mystery, Easter egg on the Simpsons and not a real discovery made by CERN and Higgs. The repercussions of this will be catastrophic in the future. More on this in my next post…

The Day Marvin Gaye Saved My Life

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I remember 2005 was my “dark year”. Things could not be worse. Unhappy at my job, making little to no money and my wife and I were struggling. My dreams of doing music and acting had gone down the drain. My family and I were on the fritz and I was too broke to hang out with my friends. It was as if the universe was trying to send me a message…what I deciphered was: “Life is a waste…why live?”

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MARTIN LUTHER KING JR: DESTINED TO DREAM…PREDESTINED TO DIE

 

FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY…

WE ARE FREE AT LAST…

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At the age of twelve, he tried to kill himself after the loss of his grandmother. Ten years before his assassination, an insane woman stabbed him in the heart during a book signing. Finally, on April 4, 1968, a bullet entered through his right cheek, smashing his jaw, then traveled down his spinal cord before lodging in his shoulder. Coroners said that Martin Luther King Jr., died with the heart of a 60-year-old man…

He was 39.

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“SEEKING TITOR, OR, THE LIFE AND DEATH OF CHRONONAUT 23”:#3 “THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN”

 

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“Oooookaaay…and?”

“Look, if you got a few minutes to spare…maybe it’s best I talk to you face to face…”

“Just tell me, is it good news or bad news?”

Mical stalled on the other end of the phone. I didn’t like the sound of this but he insisted we meet. In ten minutes, Mical’s ’94, blue Buick pulled up across the street from my building. I had waited outside in anticipation. We shook hands and I tried to read his face while keeping a firm grip on his hand.

“Can we sit?”

“Aw shit,” I said, “this is a sit down type of conversation? Just tell me I threw away two grand and let me kill myself…” Continue reading

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMM! #6: TIME TRAVELERS OF MONTAUK PROJECT & THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT!

I’ve spent a few years researching the Montauk Project and the Philadelphia Experiment to discover what really happened. One involved a ship vanishing from one area and reappearing in another some 200 miles away. Two sailors jumped off the boat while it was “in between dimensions” and ended up in the future. The other deals with a military base in Montauk, that conducted time travel experiments on children, based on the outcome of the Philadelphia Experiment. The connection and stories behind these mysteries are mind-blowing. I was fortunate enough to speak directly to the author of “The Montauk Project: Experiments in Time Travel”, Peter Moon. It was the most out of this world conversation I’ve ever had with someone so damn intelligent! It really helped convincing me that these tales were not b.s. After researching dozens of books, his was the best and most accurate. He worked directly with the men involved in these phenomenons and clearly has the best insight. Check out this video…PLEASE!!! Even if you can’t watch the full thing in one shot, bookmark it and continue when you can. Believe me, it is worth it.