A Sign From Above…

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Nowadays, I find myself taking long walks alone to clear my mind and gain perspective. I’ve been here in this timeline for some time now and I’ve seen a lot. One thing I can never figure out is…how will it all end? On one of these walks, I happened to stroll by an old cemetery and somehow saw the beauty in it all, despite the fact that it is practically a botanical garden of lost loved ones. As I looked across at the hundreds of tombstones, the question of mortality arose again in my head.

“How will it all end?”

Just then, I looked up at the sky above the cemetery and saw the answer. The clouds had formed into the shape of a mushroom cloud. From where I was standing, it looked like a nuke had gone off miles away. I walked for awhile and had not seen those formations before. My first thought was, “Whoa…this weed is kicking, JACK!” So to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating, I took the picture above and voila…there it was.

Was it a sign or just crazy formations that can be interpreted as a million other things? Personally…I don’t believe in coincidences.

TIME TRAVELER’S PLAYLIST #8: PRINCE “THE FUTURE”

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I’ve seen the future and it will be
I’ve seen the future and it works
If there’s life after, we will see
So I can’t go like a jerk

Systematic overthrow of the underclass
Hollywood conjures images of the past
New world needs spirituality that will last
I’ve seen the future and it will be…

HOMER SIMPSON SOLVES HIGGS BOSON EQUATION IN 1998!

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To say that you have been out smarted by Homer Simpson, is pretty much saying that you are a “brain moron!” (as said by Mr. Burns…never knew what that meant but it was hilarious nonetheless). Now imagine, you, a theoretical physicist  at a distinguished university and five of your physicist buddies, work your asses off to find the missing piece of the puzzle that would explain the big bang theory!

48 years later, you and CERN work together to build the Large Hadron Collider that smashes protons together at the speed of light (or close to it), which allows them to re-create the event that occurred right after the big bang and…boom! You discover the answer to life’s biggest mystery…this is a groundbreaking moment! You have made history! Heck, the discovery is even named after you, which is a pretty big deal!

Now…

Imagine, you are at a dinner party filled with the elite of the science community and you are the center of attention  at this huge shindig! While you are in the middle of a pretentious story about how you came upon your monumental discovery, you notice a fat slob with tartar sauce on his cheek, hovering over the seafood table. You decide to make a joke about him which works out perfectly when he bends over to pick up a shrimp he dropped and splits the back of his uber tight dress pants…you are disgusted by this brain moron and let it be known.

As you go on and on about the discovery of the God Particle, the fat slob joins in the conversation…

“Oh! You’re that…uhhhh…Jiggs Tyson feller, no?”

“It’s called, Higgs Boson…” you reply, offended that he is even talking to you.

“Ya. I had that there thing figga’d out ages ago”

You and the crowd erupt with laughter until the slob shows you old video footage, uploaded to his Iphone of himself writing out the equation that determined the mass of the God Particle, 14 years before you and your CERN flunkies! After authenticating the footage, you realize the brain moron is telling the truth…

Basically…that’s how everyone at CERN feels right now! (JOKE!!!!)

Obviously, the writers behind this were some serious mathematicians. The writer of this particular episode, said he consulted his friend who was an astronomer at Columbia U,  who then gave him the equation. The writer slipped it in there without telling anyone where it came from. I believe what you see in the image above is Homer about to solve to the equation…it is incomplete by one or two variables.

A part of me wishes that this would have remained an unsolved mystery, Easter egg on the Simpsons and not a real discovery made by CERN and Higgs. The repercussions of this will be catastrophic in the future. More on this in my next post…

BEWARE OF TRANCE #2: ROBERT JOHNSON AND THE “CROSSROADS”

WARNING: “BEWARE OF TRANCE”, EXPOSES MIND CONTROL LACED MUSIC AND THE PROGRAMMERS BEHIND IT. AUDIO FILES POSTED MAY INDUCE STATES OF HYPNOSIS, OR WORSE…

LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK…

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Early this mornin’
When you knocked upon my door
Early this mornin’, ooh
When you knocked upon my door
And I said, “Hello Satan,
I believe it’s time to go.”
“Me And The Devil Blues” – ROBERT JOHNSON

What would you give to have it all? By all, I mean money, power, fame, looks…anything your heart longed for and desired.Would you lie? Steal? Kill?

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